An Old Joke

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This is an old joke, about the Four Dimensions of Happiness.

So, a happy man has

An American Salary

A British House

A Chinese Cook

And

A Japanese Wife.

The other end of the maxim, the four dimensions of unhappiness, is also spelt out as well:

A Chinese Salary

A British Cook

A Japanese House

And

An American Wife.

Apologies, because, this is very male and lots of stereotypes here [some are also dated, because Chinese salary is no longer that bad]. But, worth a laugh!

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